Immortal Divorce Court
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Product Details
Publisher: Daddy Issues Publishing
Release Date: April 7, 2020
Formats: Hardcover, Paperback, Ebook, Audiobook
ISBN: HC: 978-1-7346252-0-2; PB: 978-1-7346252-1-9; EB: 978-1-7346252-2-6
Trim: 6 x 9
Page Count: 344
Volume 1: My Ex-Wife Said Go to Hell
Kirk Zurosky
Welcome to a world where mythological creatures mess up their relationships just like we do. With a forever ex, the drama never goes away!
Immortal vampire assassin Sirius Sinister learns this the hard way when he’s served divorce papers by Bloodsucker Number One—a shady woman from his past—he realizes there’s a major problem: he was never even married to her, or so he thought. Regardless of the truth, Sirius is put under the jurisdiction of Immortal Divorce Court.
You would think by now he’d know having sex can lead to horrific consequences like marriage, children, and ex-wives—but some habits just won’t die. Leaving his faithful vampire Maltese, Garlic, behind, Sirius travels to court to defend himself with the help of his demon attorney, Maximillian Justice. Unfortunately, the trial quickly spirals out of control, and Sirius is banished to hell for a hundred years.
When Sirius finally escapes, he ends up in the Caribbean where he meets his next paramour: the Howler. After a wild romp with his new werewolf lover under the lure of a full blood moon, he finds himself becoming the father of a litter of pups—but, the Howler and her Pack want to put the dead in deadbeat dad. Luckily, Sirius is saved by the Queen of the Merfolk, who comes with a hidden agenda even as they fall in love. Can he make it work with the Queen, or will he have to head to Immortal Divorce Court once again as yet another relationship flounders?
For all those who have nursed a broken heart—or a vengeful one—Immortal Divorce Court Volume 1 is a sexy, exciting debut and the start of a hellishly fun new series about the flawed antihero Sirius Sinister.
Check out all seven books in the Immortal Divorce Court series
About the Author
Kirk Zurosky has practiced plaintiff’s personal injury and workers’ compensation law in North Carolina and South Carolina for over twenty years. He finds working as an attorney helping those that have been injured to be incredibly rewarding. He has enjoyed writing poems, and fiction stories, since he was a child. Writing was his first love, or so he thought until he met his wife, Susie. That is when he realized what love really was all about, and that he could write one Hell of a sex scene. In Kirk’s spare time he enjoys traveling the world with Susie, world history and cultures, fitness, and experiencing all the wonder that life has to offer!
Visit the author’s website at kirkzurosky.com
Reviews
“I would recommend Immortal Divorce Court to anyone who’s been divorced and enjoys their vampires, werewolves, and mermaids, with a side of sexy. Mr. Zurosky has taken immortals and made them more human and likable than ever. Inventive, hysterical and engaging, you’ll fall in love with Sirius, well...everyone falls in love with Sirius!” —Robert Kick, President/Owner, Tiger Search Marketing
“A fantasy for adults, with twists and turns that keeps you moving and curious, Immortal Divorce Court is surely the beginning of an epic journey.” —David Kouidri, President, PolyDec International
“An unpredictable, highly entertaining,sexy, satirical piece of adult fiction that on more than one occasion had me laughing out loud! If you enjoy a little Twilight meets Fifty Shades of Grey meets Shrek meets Archer and things that go bump in the night you will thoroughly enjoy the adventures of Sirius Sinister and his lovable sidekick Garlic! I can’t wait to get my hands around the next masterpiece in this hilarious series.” —Meredith Brouse, Educator / Small Business Owner / Wife / Mother of Three Human Kids, and One Furry One
“Immortal Divorce Court hooked me the moment I started reading it. The world building is amazing. I could feel every single line penned by the author coming to life right in front of my eyes. I would recommend this book to anyone who is nursing a broken heart and looking for a thrilling read which will make them laugh!” —Shreya Vijay, Book Reviews for the Book Nerds
“What to expect: drama, fun, a unique storyline, ups and downs, and chunks of laughter.” —The Social Librarian
“Immortal Divorce Court is a unique take on vampire fantasy, and the original concepts presented in the book are fascinating.” —The Jaipur Book Club